Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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