I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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