I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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