this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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