she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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