I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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