i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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