im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
where are you?
Hypothermia
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
All I want is dick and wine.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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