R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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