u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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