When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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