sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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