Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
try to milk me bitch
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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