i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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