So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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