just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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