Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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