I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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