She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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