Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Its about making memories worth repressing
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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