She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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