Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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