Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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