guys are not supposed to queef...right?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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