Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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