i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."