im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
