okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.