whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?