physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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