Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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