Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): There is a stranger person in my roommates bed... http://tfl.nu/1fs2
  Replies (5) Good night (797) Bad night (429) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (563): View more from Iowa

  his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (563): his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off? http://tfl.nu/hp8b
  Replies (19) Good night (466) Bad night (3887) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth

  (330): View more from Ohio

  well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth (330): well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth http://tfl.nu/ms7e
  Replies (25) Good night (4893) Bad night (482)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  There is no way he is gay with that hair.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): There is no way he is gay with that hair. http://tfl.nu/3fbq
  Replies (7) Good night (2835) Bad night (636) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (954): View more from Florida

  I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (954): I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call. http://tfl.nu/2awv
  Replies (17) Good night (3701) Bad night (711) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (773): View more from Illinois

  that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (773): that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them. http://tfl.nu/o468
  Replies (10) Good night (3583) Bad night (1301) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl. http://tfl.nu/kow0
  Replies (20) Good night (820) Bad night (6469) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years. http://tfl.nu/zmw5
  Replies (18) Good night (3730) Bad night (615) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (913): View more from Kansas

  hows the party?

  (816): View more from Missouri

  ists fjcssing insceredle

  (913): View more from Kansas

  be there in 10

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (913): hows the party? (816): ists fjcssing insceredle (913): be there in 10 http://tfl.nu/innz
  Replies (61) Good night (26590) Bad night (1203)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge http://tfl.nu/b456
  Replies (10) Good night (875) Bad night (6716) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology. http://tfl.nu/vyx3
  Replies (9) Good night (3240) Bad night (733)
• Favorite

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (715): guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off http://tfl.nu/qflt
  Replies (10) Good night (3286) Bad night (1186) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase http://tfl.nu/khjs
  Replies (3) Good night (1457) Bad night (546) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (508): Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit? http://tfl.nu/74kz
  Replies (7) Good night (749) Bad night (457) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics. http://tfl.nu/2iwb
  Replies (4) Good night (385) Bad night (177) Order T-Shirt

Randomize