so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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