The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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