i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
they're like a gay fantastic four
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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