You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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