her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You are the jesus of drinking
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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