is your mom at the bar?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
