even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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