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i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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