I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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