even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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