Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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