So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
