if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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