I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Are my feet made of real feet?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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