So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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