They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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