just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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