oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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