he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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