You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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