whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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