so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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