He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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