me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
soo... how was my night?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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