Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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