Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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