barbara walters just said penis...
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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