Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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