You just made me feel so damn special
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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